My husband found this on a friends page and passed it along to me ...
January - Took new scarf back to store bcause it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels .... Helllloooo!!! ..... bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...the power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke competition....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car was swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's....they are just so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
Whew! What a year!
