What the Flock ?!

My mom usualy puts up her giant artifical Christmas tree every year full of thousands of lights and ornaments, but this year my dad really wanted to get a real one, and flocked ontop of it. We all made it a family outing to the tree lot and browsed all the different tree types from charlie brown to ones that looked like pine cones. Of course in our style we made a joke every fifteen minutes about "flocking" and of course we thought we were the funniest people ever.